January 2012
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
oh my god FHDKJSAHF LOL
When the drama queen is upset →
Them:
Me:
I need to start working out..
thiscrazyworldwelivein:
Expectation: “Oh yeah! Boys, here I come!”
Reality: “Oh look. FOOD!”
I just died.
After proving someone wrong.
livelifeout:
December 2011
Hahahaha XD
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately